MetaProp
This is a fund we put money into so logging it as an accomplishment is BS, but it did invest in Side which is now a unicorn. So there.
“Name Redacted” Fintech
Invested at seed. Founder is my roommate.
He made me take the name out because he has “privacy and reputational concerns.” To paint a picture for you, this is the same guy who lowers the blinds in the middle of the day because, in his words, “people may be peeping.”
The point of even having this apartment is that we get the nice natural sunlight and if we aren’t going to take advantage of that, why not just live in the basement? If sunniness is not important to you, then why make me pay the additional $100 to have the skylight in my room?
Think about it, Jake.
“Stealth” Fintech
Invested at seed.
This absolute unit raised at a $20MM valuation with no deck (true story).